“You and I have always had such a flirtatious relationship in our friendship that it’s something you would do without even thinking about doing it, which I totally understand.” Meanwhile, Joey had a talk with Maria about Knee-Gate and he totally got why she had touched his knee. By Tessa’s own admission they had only been together “a couple of days,” which makes the whole Knee-Gate thing seem even more ridiculous.Īnd sure, people can fall in love in days, but colour me skeptical about the long-term prospects for this one, although who knows? You know who else professed to be falling in love? Joey and Tessa. They also told each other the next day they were falling in love with each other, so yay them. Austin Tinsley and Chelsea Vaughn, probably the only couple who stand a chance outside Paradise. And Austin asked Chelsea to be his girlfriend, which was adorable. Since this whole exercise is supposedly about people finding love it was good to see them get some alone time to drink Champagne and eat chocolate-covered strawberries and dance to a live performance by Lindsay Ell (yeah, we’re back to the country music, sigh). Honestly, it’s fine because, now that we’ve gotten past t he fake plot line about Chelsea being interested in Josh and Austin in Tessa, Chelsea and Austin are officially the best couple on the beach. yeah, a “romantic date.” You didn’t think she was going to win cash or something, did you? Not surprisingly, the judges - bartender Kevin Wendt, host Sharleen Joynt and drag queen Priyanka - voted Chelsea the roast MVP and she won. Chelsea brought her fellow contestants to their feet with her impression of Garrett in a bathrobe and sunglasses. Luckily, Connor and Chelsea took the stage with some jibes that were less mean-spirited and actually funny. Chelsea Vaughn brought the house down pretending to be Garrett Aida at the Paradise Roast. No, it was not funny and it wasn’t actually a joke, but it raised something I’ve wondered myself: will jealousy get the better of Tessa if she’s in a long-distance relationship with Joey outside Paradise?Ī question for another day (and, obviously, one that’s already been answered in the real world since this was all filmed a while ago). Maria’s “joke” for Joey was: “If you’re not allowed to keep your friends in this bubble, what are you gonna do outside of it?” When it was Maria’s turn she told Tessa she was going to make a joke about Joey “and I just wanted to let you know so you don’t think I’m flirting with him.” Whatever the case, several people made jokes at Maria’s expense, including Sam and Ana, Matia and, of course, Celine and Tessa, who said they’d “both been personally victimized by this season’s most emotional nemesis, Maria.” Secondly, I suspect kissing Joey had a lot to do with guidance from the producers. First off, thank goodness that happened before Tessa arrived. Why was she Celine’s enemy? Um, because Maria supposedly got upset seeing Celine and Matia together, and because she kissed Joey even though she told Celine she wasn’t going to do that in Paradise. As the cast split into pairs (and one trio) to write their jokes, Tessa and Celine decided to go after their “common enemy,” Maria. How convenient that the first ever “Paradise Roast” happened the day after Tessa and Maria had their set-to. To quote Austin on the subject, “I don’t know, dawg.” Yes, Maria and Tessa were still sniping at each other over the fact Maria touched Joey’s knee on last week’s episode. Here we are folks, the eighth episode of “Bachelor in Paradise Canada” and since everybody has stopped kissing everybody else with wild abandon (except for Ana, more on her later) our best bet for drama is. Host Sharleen Joynt, guest judge Priyanka and bartender Kevin Wendt reflect how I feel about Knee-Gate during the first “Bachelor in Paradise Canada” roast.
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